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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

Next, they tried...

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?